hello!

thatonestriderkid:

dj-nuclear-aradiation:

thatonestriderkid:

dj-nuclear-aradiation:

thatonestriderkid:

dj-nuclear-aradiation:

thatonestriderkid:

dj-nuclear-aradiation:

nevermind that i am apparently human pregnant and youre the father even though im a virgin

wh

at

i dont know ok!!!!

what do i do dave what do you do when youre human pregnant

how the hell should i know im a boy

boys only get human pregnant in bad fanfiction

i wasnt saying youd know by experience i just figured since youre a human and you probably know this stuff

no i have not yet taken that stage in sex ed class

go ask rose or something

but before you do that; how the hell do you know im the father

oh ok

and i dont know i just do

ok well

do i have to pay child support or can i just reimburse you in donuts

marshmallows

thatonestriderkid:

dj-nuclear-aradiation:

thatonestriderkid:

dj-nuclear-aradiation:

thatonestriderkid:

dj-nuclear-aradiation:

nevermind that i am apparently human pregnant and youre the father even though im a virgin

wh

at

i dont know ok!!!!

what do i do dave what do you do when youre human pregnant

how the hell should i know im a boy

boys only get human pregnant in bad fanfiction

i wasnt saying youd know by experience i just figured since youre a human and you probably know this stuff

no i have not yet taken that stage in sex ed class

go ask rose or something

but before you do that; how the hell do you know im the father

oh ok

and i dont know i just do

Preggers!M!A -- Not unless you want to.
Anonymous

i am not ready for motherhood nononononononono

thatonestriderkid:

dj-nuclear-aradiation:

thatonestriderkid:

dj-nuclear-aradiation:

nevermind that i am apparently human pregnant and youre the father even though im a virgin

wh

at

i dont know ok!!!!

what do i do dave what do you do when youre human pregnant

how the hell should i know im a boy

boys only get human pregnant in bad fanfiction

i wasnt saying youd know by experience i just figured since youre a human and you probably know this stuff

Preggers!M!A -- No, you won't give birth. You just won't be pregnant any more.
Anonymous

so i just have pregnancy symptoms and i am not actually going to raise a hybrid of a human and a troll?

thatonestriderkid:

dj-nuclear-aradiation:

thatonestriderkid:

dj-nuclear-aradiation:

thatonestriderkid:

all of them

yeah okay

hang on while i go rob a fucking bank to afford donuts

>You sigh, but successfully retrieve one of every donut. Even the really gross kind that tastes like a bagel.

i was kidding but

ok

you know i can never tell when youre kidding right

nevermind that i am apparently human pregnant and youre the father even though im a virgin

wh

at

i dont know ok!!!!

what do i do dave what do you do when youre human pregnant

Preggers!M!A -- By the way, all symptoms of this will vanish in twenty four hours.
Anonymous

does that mean im going to give birth in 24 hours

thatonestriderkid:

dj-nuclear-aradiation:

thatonestriderkid:

all of them

yeah okay

hang on while i go rob a fucking bank to afford donuts

>You sigh, but successfully retrieve one of every donut. Even the really gross kind that tastes like a bagel.

i was kidding but

ok

you know i can never tell when youre kidding right

nevermind that i am apparently human pregnant and youre the father even though im a virgin

M!A -- You are now pregnant with Dave's child. Which Dave? Well, you'll just have to figure that out on your own.
Anonymous

i

oh

my

goodness

==> Aradia: Become a nudist
Anonymous

oh gosh what