thatonestriderkid:
dj-nuclear-aradiation:
thatonestriderkid:
dj-nuclear-aradiation:
thatonestriderkid:
dj-nuclear-aradiation:
nevermind that i am apparently human pregnant and youre the father even though im a virgin
wh
at
i dont know ok!!!!
what do i do dave what do you do when youre human pregnant
how the hell should i know im a boy
boys only get human pregnant in bad fanfiction
i wasnt saying youd know by experience i just figured since youre a human and you probably know this stuff
no i have not yet taken that stage in sex ed class
go ask rose or something
but before you do that; how the hell do you know im the father
oh ok
and i dont know i just do
Preggers!M!A -- Not unless you want to.

Anonymous
i am not ready for motherhood nononononononono
thatonestriderkid:
dj-nuclear-aradiation:
thatonestriderkid:
dj-nuclear-aradiation:
nevermind that i am apparently human pregnant and youre the father even though im a virgin
wh
at
i dont know ok!!!!
what do i do dave what do you do when youre human pregnant
how the hell should i know im a boy
boys only get human pregnant in bad fanfiction
i wasnt saying youd know by experience i just figured since youre a human and you probably know this stuff
Preggers!M!A -- No, you won't give birth. You just won't be pregnant any more.

Anonymous
so i just have pregnancy symptoms and i am not actually going to raise a hybrid of a human and a troll?
thatonestriderkid:
dj-nuclear-aradiation:
thatonestriderkid:
dj-nuclear-aradiation:
thatonestriderkid:
all of them
yeah okay
hang on while i go rob a fucking bank to afford donuts
>You sigh, but successfully retrieve one of every donut. Even the really gross kind that tastes like a bagel.
i was kidding but
ok
you know i can never tell when youre kidding right
nevermind that i am apparently human pregnant and youre the father even though im a virgin
wh
at
i dont know ok!!!!
what do i do dave what do you do when youre human pregnant
Preggers!M!A -- By the way, all symptoms of this will vanish in twenty four hours.

Anonymous
does that mean im going to give birth in 24 hours
thatonestriderkid:
dj-nuclear-aradiation:
thatonestriderkid:
all of them
yeah okay
hang on while i go rob a fucking bank to afford donuts
>You sigh, but successfully retrieve one of every donut. Even the really gross kind that tastes like a bagel.
i was kidding but
ok
you know i can never tell when youre kidding right
nevermind that i am apparently human pregnant and youre the father even though im a virgin
M!A -- You are now pregnant with Dave's child. Which Dave? Well, you'll just have to figure that out on your own.

Anonymous
==> Aradia: Become a nudist

Anonymous